[janey_honey at hotmail.com: idiots]

[Sunfire]

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----- Original Message -----
From: <shaun_oliver at optusnet.com.au>
To: <speakup at braille.uwo.ca>; <samhowe at optusnet.com.au>;
<strmmist at attbi.com>; <barbera at hotlinks.net.au>; <keithh at sgtnet.com.au>;
<faye at westir.org.au>
Sent: Saturday, November 02, 2002 4:25 AM
Subject: [janey_honey at hotmail.com: idiots]


> now can you believe some of these?
> I think they're funny.
> ----- Forwarded message from janey
> reynolds <janey_honey at hotmail.com> -----
>
> From: "janey reynolds" <janey_honey at hotmail.com>
> Date: Sat, 02 Nov 2002 10:30:00 +1030
>
>
>
>
> IDIOTS..............
>
>
> IDIOTS IN SERVICE
>
> This week, our phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair
> people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00p.m. When I
asked
> if they could give me a smaller time window the pleasant gentleman asked,
> "Would you like us to call you before we come?" I replied that I didn't
see
> how he would be able to do that since our phones weren't working. He also
> requested that we report future outages by email (Does YOUR email work
> without a telephone line?).
>
>
> IDIOTS AT WORK
>
> I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk
> noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She
> informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card
was
> signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare
> the signature I had just signed o! n the receipt. So I signed the credit
> card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I
had
> just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
>
>
> IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
>
> I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
> township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
> sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and she
> didn't want them to cross there anymore.
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING #1
>
> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
> asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage with! out your knowledge?"
> To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
She
> smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING #2
>
> I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
> for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING #3
>
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
> car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
> department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's
> side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the
> door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the
> technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that
> side."
>
> Now don't you feel better..................
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Do you Yahoo!?
> HotJobs - Search new jobs daily now
>
>
>
> Janey
>
>
>
>
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> ----- End forwarded message -----
>
> --
> Shaun Oliver
>
>  It's multiple choice time...
>       What is FORTRAN?
>       a: Between thre and fiv tran.
>       b: What two computers engage in before they interface.
>       c: Ridiculous.
>
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