[janey_honey at hotmail.com: idiots]

[shaun_oliver at optusnet.com.au]

now can you believe some of these?
I think they're funny.
----- Forwarded message from janey
reynolds <janey_honey at hotmail.com> -----

From: "janey reynolds" <janey_honey at hotmail.com>
Date: Sat, 02 Nov 2002 10:30:00 +1030




IDIOTS..............


IDIOTS IN SERVICE

This week, our phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair
people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00p.m. When I asked
if they could give me a smaller time window the pleasant gentleman asked,
"Would you like us to call you before we come?" I replied that I didn't see
how he would be able to do that since our phones weren't working. He also
requested that we report future outages by email (Does YOUR email work
without a telephone line?).


IDIOTS AT WORK

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk
noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She
informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was
signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare
the signature I had just signed o! n the receipt. So I signed the credit
card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had
just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.


IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and she
didn't want them to cross there anymore.


IDIOT SIGHTING #1

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage with! out your knowledge?"
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" She
smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."


IDIOT SIGHTING #2

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.


IDIOT SIGHTING #3

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's
side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the
door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the
technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that
side."

Now don't you feel better..................






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-- 
Shaun Oliver

 It's multiple choice time...
      What is FORTRAN?
      a: Between thre and fiv tran.
      b: What two computers engage in before they interface.
      c: Ridiculous.