collins at gene3.ait.iastate.edu
Thu Mar 6 09:34:42 EST 2003
We've just been notified by Security that there have been six
suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have
been apprehended; Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and
Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody. Security advised us that
they could find no one fitting the description of the sixth cell
member, Bin Workin, at your office. Security is confident that anyone
who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.
You are obviously not a suspect at this time.
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