Today's Funny

[A. R. M.]

"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE ... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the
woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips,
cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll
be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature
gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Over 150 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society
about an eight-week-old black labrador retriever.