Today's Funny

[A. R. M.]

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was 
falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.  She 
said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, 
he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get 
back to sleep. 

A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly 
irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and 
settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said, "then you 
use to bite my neck." 

Angrily, he threw back the bed covers and got out of bed. 

"Where are you going?" she asked. 

"To get my teeth!"
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