Today's Funny

[A. R. M.]

A new pastor moved into town and went out one day to visit his parishioners.
All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was
home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times.
Finally, he took out his card, wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back and stuck
it in the door.

The next day after service, as he was counting the offering he found his
card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis
3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the passage, his face turned red, and he
let out a roar of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man
hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with
him, and he with me."

Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was
afraid, because I was naked."