fitness forwarded humour

Ed Barnes ebarnes at
Tue Jun 25 01:46:58 EDT 2002

Company Memo

Notice: Our company requires no further physical fitness
programs. Everyone gets enough exercise:

jumping to conclusions,
beating around the bush,
running down the boss,
going around in circles,
dragging their feet,
dodging responsibility,
passing the buck,
climbing the ladder,
wading through paperwork,
pulling strings,
throwing their weight around,
stretching the truth,
bending the rules,
and pushing their luck!

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