Todays funny.

Kirk Reiser kirk at
Thu Jan 17 09:41:08 EST 2002


A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with
his chickens. The farmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get
down to business. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says
"OK, old fellow, time to retire,"The old rooster says, "you can't handle all
these chickens... look at what it did to me!"

The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this. Time for
the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take a hike,"

The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon.....just let me have the two old ones over
in the corner. I won't bother you."

The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over."

So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster,
"I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race with you around the
farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop. And if I'm
so feeble, why not give me a little head start?"

The young rooster says, "Sure, why not, you know I'll still beat you."

They line up in back of the farmhouse, get a chicken to cluck "Go!" and the
old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster
takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young
rooster is only about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's going on, grabs his
shotgun and...BOOM! He shoots the young rooster dead. He shakes his head
gloomily and says to his wife! "Son of a bitch, third gay rooster I bought
this week!"

Never under estimate the cleverness of your seniors.

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