Today's Funny

[A. R. M.]

While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a 
new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name.  
Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same  
name had been in my high school class some 40 years ago.

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly dismissed any such thought. 
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was too 
old to have been MY classmate. After he had examined my teeth, I 
asked him if he had attended the local high school.

"Yes," he replied.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1954."

"Why, you were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely and asked, "What did you teach?"