Today's Other Funny

A. R. M. ali at
Tue Apr 23 11:00:40 EDT 2002

Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy."

Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me

Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as
meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."

Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at

George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting

George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz

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