Today's Funny

[A. R. M.]

Paddy and Bridget had just got married. It was their wedding night in
the bridal suite. Bridget was lying on her back on the bed in an
incredible shimmering silky negligee whimpering "Take me Paddy.
Take me now!"

Paddy (having been a good catholic boy) was a virgin and didn't have
the faintest idea what to do next. Suddenly he had a brilliant idea. He
dashed out of the room and went to reception to ring his mum for advice.
Her advice was to put the hardest part of his body into where Bridget
pees. Paddy was a bit dubious about this but his mother assured him
that Bridget would love it.

Paddy came back in to the bedroom triumphantly, asked Bridget if
she was ready.

Bridget shouted, "Yes, yes, I'm ready!"

Then she watched in amazement as Paddy ran into the bathroom
and put his head down the toilet.