The Blind man and the Blonde woman:

[Dawes, Stephen]

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
barstool
and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender,  "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes  absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice,
the woman next to him says,  "Before you tell that joke, you
should know something. The bartender is  blonde. The bouncer is blonde.
I'm
a six-foot-tall, 200-pound blonde with a  black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a  weightlifter, and the
woman
on the other side of you is a blonde pro wrestler.  Think about it,
mister.
You sure you want to tell that joke?

The blind  guy replied, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
times.



Steve Dawes
PHONE:  (403) 268-5527. 
E-MAIL ADDRESS:  Stephen.Dawes at gov.calgary.ab.ca 

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