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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">should know something. The bartender is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. I'm</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">a six-foot-tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate.</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a weightlifter, and the woman</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">on the other side of you is a blonde pro wrestler. Think about it, mister.</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">You sure you want to tell that joke?</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">The blind guy replied, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">times.</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">Steve Dawes</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">PHONE: (403) 268-5527. </FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">E-MAIL ADDRESS: Stephen.Dawes@gov.calgary.ab.ca</FONT>
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