Beaver hunting

[Kirk Reiser]

An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him
how he is feeling. "I've got an 18 year old bride who's pregnant with
my child.  What do you think about that?"

The Doctor considers this for a moment, and then says,

"Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He
never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he
accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in
the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in
front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and
squeezed the handle.

BAM!!!! The beaver drops dead in front of him".

"That's impossible!", says the old man in disbelief, "someone else
must have shot that beaver".