I've heard of blind drunk before...[kirk at sdc.uwo.ca: [brent at service.sdc.uwo.ca: politically incorrect]]

[Kirk Reiser]

    An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all
    night. The bartender finally said that the bar
    is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave
    fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one
    more time; same result. He figured he'll
    crawl outside and get some fresh air and
    maybe that will sober him up. Once outside,
    he stood up and fell on his face again.
    So he decided to crawl the four blocks
    home. When he arrived at the door he stood
    up and fell flat on his face. He crawled
    through the door and into his bedroom.
    When he reached his bed he tried one more
    time to stand up. This time he managed to
    pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right
    into the bed and is sound asleep as soon
    as his head hit the pillow.
    He was awakened the next morning to his
    wife standing over him, shouting, "SO
    YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!" Putting
    on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing
    it out he said, "What makes you say that?"
    "The pub just called; you left your
    wheelchair there again."