Priorities

[A. R. M.]

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn 
from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give 
him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, 
since it was considered cosmetic.

The doctor said that the cost would be $3500 for small, $6500 for 
medium, and $14,000 for large. The man was sure he wanted a large, but 
the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any 
decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their 
options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking 
quite dejected.

"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.

The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."