A. R. M.
ali at cafe.sdc.uwo.ca
Tue Mar 20 14:09:06 EST 2001
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you
just keep the ones you have?
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own
rooms. It works with my brother.
If you watch me in Church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world.
There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me.
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Who draws the lines around the countries?
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in Church. Is that okay?
What does it mean, You are a jealous GOD? I thought You had everything.
Dear GOD, Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? because
if You did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things
about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt
(But I am not going to tell You who I am.)
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it
If we come back as something--Please don't let me be Jennifer Horton,
because I hate her.
If You give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give You anything You want,
except my money or my chess set.
My brother is a rat! You should give him a tail. Ha ha!
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.
Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. He's just
kidding, isn't he?
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
-- Love Chris
Dear GOD, We read Thomas Edison made light! But in Sunday school they said
You did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
The bad people laughed at Noah-, "You made an ark on dry land you fool." But
he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do.
I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well I just want You to know
but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already.
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on
Tuesday. That was cool.
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