[curtis at CALWEB.COM: Mergers]
davros at ycardz.com
Fri Mar 16 16:26:50 EST 2001
In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and AOL/Time Warner,
Purina etc., here are the latest corporate mergers we can expect
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
Company will merge to become:
Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
Pollygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to
3M and Goodyear merge to become:
John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become:
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge
Zip Audi Do Da.
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become:
Honey I'm Home.
Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become:
Mine All Mine.
Federal Express and UPS merge to become:
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing:
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and
3M, JC Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and
3 Penney Opera.
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants will merge and become:
Knotts Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and
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