i Wonder ...

[W.B. Carss]

A young man walked up to a park bench where an elderly gentleman was
sitting, and sat down at
the other end. The young man had spiked hair all different colors -- red,
green, orange, blue, and
yellow.
The old man just stared. The young man said, "What's the matter, old timer?
Never done anything
wild in your life?"
The old man replied, "Yea, but I never believed it before -- one time when I
got drunk, my friends told me I had sex with a parrot, and now I’m wondering
if you are my son."


W.B. Carss
bill at braille.uwo.ca