Bells

[Kirk Reiser]

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Jenny
went straight round to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her
grandpa had died, her gran explained, "He had a heart attack during
sex on Sunday morning." Horrified, Jenny suggested that shagging at
the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble. "Oh no," her gran
replied, "we had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church
bells - in with the dings and out with the dongs."  She paused, and
wiped away a tear.  "If it wasn't for that damn ice cream van going
past, he'd still be alive."