sounds like great fun!

[Frank Carmickle]

Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?
 
 The producer of "Survivor" plans to enlist 12 men who will be dropped in
an unidentified suburb with a van, six kids (each of whom play two sports
and take either a musical instrument or dance class) and no access to fast
food. They must keep the house clean, correct all homework (receiving at
least a "B+" on all papers), complete one science project, cook (they can
bring one cookbook), do laundry, etc. They have access to television only
when the kids are asleep and all chores are done, and none of the TVs have
remotes. Also, they have to shave their legs and wear makeup which they
must apply themselves while making six lunches.
 
 The competitions will consist of such things as attending a PTA meeting
and accurately reporting the results; cleaning up after a sick child at 3
a.m.; making an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one
marker; and getting a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off.
 
The winner gets to go back to his job.