[janey_honey at hotmail.com: Fwd: FW: FW: Male sayings]

[Sunfire]

thats funny

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From: <shaun_oliver at optusnet.com.au>
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Sent: Saturday, November 02, 2002 4:28 AM
Subject: [janey_honey at hotmail.com: Fwd: FW: FW: Male sayings]


> now, I've seen woman bashing but done by a woman? hmmmm.
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> message from janey reynolds <janey_honey at hotmail.com> -----
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> From: "janey reynolds" <janey_honey at hotmail.com>
> Date: Sat, 02 Nov 2002 10:43:03 +1030
>
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> FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE-BASHING JOKES
> How many men does it take to open a beer?
> None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
> >> > > > >--------------------
> Why is a Laundrette a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a
> woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be
> able to support you.
> >> > > > >--------------------
> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand
> closer to the kitchen sink.
> >> > > > >--------------------
> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
> >> > > > >--------------------
> How do you fix a woman's watch?
> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
> >> > > > >--------------------
> Why do men break wind more than women?
> Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
> pressure.
> >> > > > >--------------------
> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
> front door, who do you let in first?
> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
> >> > > > >--------------------
> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> A woman who won't do what she's told.
> >> > > > >--------------------
> I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
> >> > > > >--------------------
> I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt
> her.
> >> > > > >--------------------
> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive
> by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
> >> > > > >--------------------
> Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
> >> > > > >--------------------
> Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
> I said, "Dust!"
> >> > > > >--------------------
> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created
> Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man
> has rested.
> >> > > > >--------------------
> Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
> >> > > > >--------------------
> A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and
> said, "I haven't eaten anything for days." She looked at him and said,
> "God, I wish I had your willpower."
> >> > > > >--------------------
> Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man
> doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
> Dad: That happens in every country, son.
> >> > > > >--------------------
> A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
> Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said
> the same thing:
> "You can have mine."
> >> > > > >--------------------
> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
> once.
> >> > > > >--------------------
> Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
> with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
>
>
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> --
> Shaun Oliver
>
>  It's multiple choice time...
>       What is FORTRAN?
>       a: Between thre and fiv tran.
>       b: What two computers engage in before they interface.
>       c: Ridiculous.
>
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