ot True story of some stupid bank robbers.Forwarded mail....

[Shaun Oliver]

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---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Tue, 22 May 2001 20:57:01 +1000
From: Sam <samhowe at goanna.net.au>
To: shauno at goanna.net.au

Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin
Times about a bank robbery on March 2.1999:

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their
efforts at disabling the internal security system got
underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to
find one or two large safes filled with cash and
valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller
safes scattered throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination,
and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber
said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also
contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process
continued until all the safes were opened.

They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an
ounce of gold.  Instead, all the safes contained
covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers
made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than
a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING



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