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headlines for celebrities, currently living or dead.

Johnnie Cochran Plays the Death Card(Roy Ashley, Washington)

Lee Iacocca Recalled by Maker(Gary Michaels, Potomac; Joe Kobylski,
Gaithersburg)

Rodney Dangerfield Dies; No One Expected at His Funeral (Frank Balz,
Silver Spring)

Peter Mark Roget Dies, Expires, Succumbs, Departs, Perishes, Passes(Chris
Doyle, Forsyth, Mo.; G.T. Bowman, Falls Church; Charlie Cordova, Reston)

Paul Prudhomme: Stick a Fork in Him, He's Done (Art Grinath, Takoma Park;
Janice Simmons, Alexandria)

Artist Formerly Known as Artist Formerly Known as Prince Now Former
Artist Formerly Known as Artist Formerly Known as Prince (Mike
Horn-Mitchem, Hillsborough, N.J.)

Woody Allen Dies; Soon Yi Too Shall Pass(Jeff Brechlin, Potomac Falls)

Sophia Loren Dropped Dead Gorgeous(Mariann Simms, Wetumpka, Ala.)

Yogi Berra: It's Over (Andrew Green, Chevy Chase; Roger Berg, Waynesboro, Pa.)

Autopsy Confirms Death of Keith Richards(Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)

Sahl Mort (Lindsay Durway, Austin)

VA_ _A _HI_E DEAD A_ A MA_ _EREL(Jennifer Hart, Arlington)

Madalyn Murray O'Hair Accepted Into Loving Arms of No One in
Particular(Dan Steinberg, Falls Church)

Illness, Old Age Conspire to Kill Oliver Stone(Mike Genz, La Plata)

Pow! Bang! Zap! Thud. Adam West Dies. (Jennifer Hart, Arlington)

Martha Stewart Pushes Up Tasteful Arrangement of Daisies(Jon Devine, Arlington)

Ed McMahon's Relatives May Have Already Inherited TEN MILLION
DOLLARS!(William Jimenez and Ruth Auerbach, College Park)

Isaac Newton's Body at Rest, Will Tend to Stay at Rest(Stephen Dudzik, Olney)

Kevin Bacon Mourned by Widow's Brother's Co-worker's Neighbor's Friend's
Son(Brendan O'Byrne, Regina, Saskatchewan)

Oprah Winfrey: She Went, Girl!(Jackie Alexandrow, Springfield)

Jean-Paul Sartre Finds Exit(Doug Pinkham, Oakton)

John Sotheby: Going, Going, Gone(Michael Levy, Silver Spring)