Possible Cuts in the CRHA?

[Stephen Dawes]

Cuts in the NHS


Proposed cuts to the National Health Service.

The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister
David Cameron's health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to
make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the  Paediatricians said,
"Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash  their hands of
the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.

The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic
Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the  matter....."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists
didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the argument was won by the Proctologists, so they all decided
to leave the entire decision up to the arseholes in London .



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