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<P><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Cuts in the NHS</FONT></SPAN>
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<P><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Proposed cuts to the National Health Service.</FONT></SPAN>
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<P><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.</FONT></SPAN>
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<P><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.</FONT></SPAN>
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<P><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.</FONT></SPAN>
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<P><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.</FONT></SPAN>
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<P><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"</FONT></SPAN>
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<P><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.</FONT></SPAN>
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<P><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.</FONT></SPAN>
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<P><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.</FONT></SPAN>
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<P><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter....."</FONT></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.</FONT></SPAN>
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<P><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.</FONT></SPAN>
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<P><SPAN LANG="en-us"><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">In the end, the argument was won by the Proctologists, so they all decided to leave the entire decision up to the arseholes in London .</FONT></SPAN></P>
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