Raising Kids is Tough...

Kirk Reiser kirk at reisers.ca
Thu Nov 15 21:28:38 EST 2007

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
 'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you 
won't tell me.' 
 Confused, the father asked what was wrong. 
 The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. 

   At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. 
   When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. 
   If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have 
nothing left to live for.'

Well that's it then, colour me gone!

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