Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006

Kirk Reiser kirk at
Wed Feb 7 21:13:13 EST 2007

        John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to
        spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
        That won him the top prize at the pub for the best
        toast of the night!

        He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
        toast of the night."

        She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

        John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
church beside
        me wife."

        "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

        The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking
        buddies on the street corner.
        The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the
        prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

        She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
        myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years.
        Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to
        make him come.

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