A. R. M.
ali at cafe.sdc.uwo.ca
Fri Sep 29 11:24:29 EDT 2006
> Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap
> A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama
> arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on
> a single roll of the dice.
> She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
> luckier when I play topless."
> With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the
> dice; and
> yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new
> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down
> and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
> She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up
> her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
> The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
> Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
> The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you
> were watching."
> Moral -
> Not all Southerners are stupid.
> Not all blondes are dumb.
> But all men..... are men.
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