Gambling Blonde

[A. R. M.]

	> Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap
	> table.
	> A very attractive blonde woman from South  Alabama
	> arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on
	> a single roll of the dice.
	> She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
	> luckier when I play topless."
	> With that, she stripped to the  waist; rolled the
	> dice; and
	> yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new
	> clothes!"
	> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down
	> and squealed... "YES!  YES!  I WON!   I WON!"
	> She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked  up
	> her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
	> The dealers  stared at each other dumfounded.
	> Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
	> The other answered, "I don't know... I thought  you
	> were watching."
	> Moral -
	> Not all Southerners are stupid.
	> Not all blondes are dumb.
	> But all men..... are men.