Double 'Pain" Energy-Efficient Windows.

[A. R. M.]

		Dear Diary,
		Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those
		expensive double pane energy-efficient kind.

		Then, this week I got a call from the contractor who
installed
		them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a
whole year
		ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

		Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
		automatically stupid.

		So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told
me
		last year.... Namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would
pay for
		themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year!

		There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I
		finally just hung up. He didn't call back. Bet he felt dumb!