THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

A. R. M. ali at cafe.sdc.uwo.ca
Thu Apr 14 15:34:03 EDT 2005


THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1.  Innovative
2.  Preliminary
3.  Proliferation
4.  Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1.  Specificity
2.  British Constitution
3.  Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1.  Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2.  Nope, no more beer for me.
3.  Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4.  Good evening, officer.  Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5.  Oh, I couldn't.  No one wants to hear me sing.





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