Giggle

[Kirk Reiser]

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good That
morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and
say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably would have a present for me. As
it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy
birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will =
remember..

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I
Left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,
Boss Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone = had
remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You
know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's
go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the =
greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a Private
little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch = tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
Beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
Think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more
comfortable"

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
Carrying a huge birthday cake - - ----- followed by my wife, children,
and dozens of our friends, all = singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ---- on the couch - - ---- naked