No Pets Allowed:

[Dawes, Stephen]

Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the
other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with
the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get
something to drink."

The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs
with us."

The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead."

They walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair
of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar.

The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."

The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my
Seeing-Eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"

The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."

The bouncer said, "OK then, come on in."

The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too so he put on a pair
of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. He knew his story
would be a bit more unbelievable.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."

The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my
Seeing-Eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"

The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? They
gave me a damn Chihuahua??




Steve Dawes
Phone: (403) 268-5527
Email: SDawes at calgary.ca
 
 


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