doctors offices

[Kirk Reiser]

An 83 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he 
approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you 
seeing the doctor for today?" 

There's something wrong with my penis," he replied. 

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a 
crowded office and say things like that." 

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. 

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment 
in this room full of people. You should have said there is something 
wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further 
with the doctor in private." 

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. 

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" 

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. 

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken 
her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" 

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied. 

The doctor's office erupted in laughter.