# Mathematical Certainty

A. R. M. ali at cafe.sdc.uwo.ca
Tue Oct 14 10:18:23 EDT 2003

```What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give more than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say that they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math formula that might help
you understand these questions:

What makes 100% in life?

If:
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26

then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

but
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

and
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%

AND,look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%

So one can then conclude with mathematical certainty
that:  "While hard work & knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there, Bullshit & Asskissing will put
you over the top!"

```