For those of us with 4 legged animals around the place!

[Dawes, Stephen]

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of
us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE

Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

DACHSHUND

You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER

Make me.

LAB

Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

GERMAN SHEPHERD

I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to
make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol
to
see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

TIBETAN TERRIER

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER

I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

POODLE

I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time
he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

DOBERMAN

While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

BOXER

Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

CHIHUAHUA

Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

IRISH WOLFHOUND

Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

POINTER

I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

GREYHOUND

It isn't moving. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD

First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG

Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

BASSET HOUND

ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z

CAT

Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the
question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE
MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.


Steve Dawes




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