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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">GOLDEN RETRIEVER</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?</FONT></P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">BORDER COLLIE</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">DACHSHUND</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">ROTTWEILER</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Make me.</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">LAB</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">GERMAN SHEPHERD</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to</FONT></P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">TIBETAN TERRIER</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">JACK RUSSELL TERRIER</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">POODLE</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.</FONT></P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">COCKER SPANIEL</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">DOBERMAN</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">BOXER</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">CHIHUAHUA</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Yo quiero Taco Bulb.</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">IRISH WOLFHOUND</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">POINTER</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">GREYHOUND</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">It isn't moving. Who cares?</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">BASSET HOUND</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">CAT</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?</FONT></P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Arial">MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">Steve Dawes</FONT>
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