A. R. M.
ali at cafe.sdc.uwo.ca
Thu Jun 13 10:33:09 EDT 2002
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when
one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back
in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and
He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What
should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it
easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's
There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice
comes back on the line. He says, "Okay, now what?"
AT&T is reportedly interested in buying America On Line.
If this occurs, Federal Government Regulators are concerned
that the merger of the two Corporations would have a total
monopoly on busy signals.
Quote of the Day:
"What a day outside! The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are
trying to have sex with them....as is my understanding."
- Homer Simpson
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