Politically Correct Season's Greetings

[Kirk Reiser]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or
their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at
all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make this country great, and
without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee. By
accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where
prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of
the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected
within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited
to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole discretion of the wisher.

Happy Holidays!

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