Today's Funny

[A. R. M.]

Caution.... Bear Alert!!

The Colorado State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising
hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions
and be on the alert for bears while in the Dillon, Breckenridge,
and Keystone areas.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices, such as
little bells, on their clothing to alert but not startle the bears
unexpectedly. They also advise you to carry pepper spray, in
case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch
for signs of bear activity. People should be able to recognize the
difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings.

Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and
possibly squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear droppings have bells in them and smell like pepper
spray.