Today's Funny

[A. R. M.]

Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new
discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.  The world's largest
retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto,
Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the
$6-8 range.

While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle
of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a
market for inexpensive wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of
marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I.  She
said: "The right name is important."

So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names
for Wal-Mart Wine:

12.  Chateau Traileur Doublewide
11.  White Trashfindel
10.  Big Red Gulp
  9.  Grape Expectations
  8.  Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
  7.  NASCARbernet
  6.  Chef Boyardeaux
  5.  Peanut Noir
  4.  Chateau des Moines
  3.  I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
  2.  World Championship Wriesling

  And the #1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...

  1.  Nasti Spumante