Kirk Reiser kirk at
Thu Mar 8 11:16:21 EST 2001

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten
out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and
urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replies,"Mama! I have someone for you to

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after
dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the

Their first night there, she undresses as he does.  There she stood
nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?"

She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
but down there I am still in mourning."

He knows he's not getting lucky that night.

The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the
black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit........except that on
his erection he has a black condom.

She looks at him and asks, "What's with this...a black condom?"

He replies, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

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