semi-dirty joke

[A. R. M.]

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
blustery day.  The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing
cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs.  Your body heat will warm
them up."  So the daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and he said, "My
hands are freezing cold."
The innocent girl replied, "Put them between my legs.  My body heat will
warm them up."  So he did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.
 He said, "My nose is freezing cold."  The girl replied, "Put it between my
legs.  My body heat will warm it up."  So he did and warmed his nose.

The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said,
"My penis is frozen solid."

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother and
she asks her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned, the mother says, "Why yes.  Why do you ask?"
"Well they make on hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"