wonder what they did with this guy?

[Frank Carmickle]

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer:
 May I see your driver's license?

Driver:
 I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer:
 May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver:
 It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer:
 The car is stolen?

Driver:
 That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in
the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer:
 There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver:
 Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns
this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer:
 There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver:
 Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.  The car was
quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
handle the tense situation:

Captain:
 Sir, can I see your license?

Driver:
 Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain:
 Who's car is this?

Driver:
 It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain:
 Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver:
 Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain:
 Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver:
 No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain:
 I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you
didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that
there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver:
 Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.