Life

[A. R. M.]

The George Carlin Theory: 

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life 
is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the 
end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle 
is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. 
Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're 
too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work 
forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. 
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. 
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no 
responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the 
womb, spend your last nine months floating. . .and you finish off 
as an orgasm."