Age happens

[Kirk Reiser]

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could Barely
see over the dashboard.  They came to an intersection.  The stoplight
was red, but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing
it, I could have sworn she just went through a red light".

A few minutes more they came to another intersection; the light was
red again, they went right through.

This time the woman in the passenger seat was sure that the light had
been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.

She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the
road.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red
and they went right through it.  She turned to the other woman and
said "Mildred, did you know we just went through three red lights in a
row!  You could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh shit, am I driving?"