A. R. M. ali@cafe.sdc.uwo.ca
Tue Jul 31 18:29:12 EDT 2001

Wisdom from the Stars:

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet. -- Robin Williams --

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome but I think of it as the only
time of the month that I can be myself. -- Roseanne --

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. -- Billy Crystal --

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, "My God, you're right I never would've thought of that!" -- Sean
Connery --

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing
in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say
that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. --
Robert De Niro --

I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I don't know when
I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job and I
don't want it. -- Bill Cosby --

In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that
really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's
breasts? -- Hugh Grant --

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines.
They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I think we can. All the
general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over
there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." -- Elayne Boosler --

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having
allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So
what's the problem? -- Dustin Hoffman --

When the sun comes up, I have morals again. -- Elizabeth Taylor --

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think
there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I
know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." -- Jerry Seinfield--

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. -- George Clooney --

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and
just give her a house. -- Rod Stewart --

The problem with the designated driver program is, it's not a desirable job.
But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of
the night, drop them off at the wrong house. -- Jeff Bridges --

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, but only enough
blood to run one at a time. -- Robin Williams --

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