sorry

Frank Carmickle frankiec@braille.uwo.ca
Tue Jul 10 22:53:53 EDT 2001


Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support:

1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."
3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter
   knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."
4. "Press 1 for Support.
    Press 2 if you're with '60 minutes.'
    Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"





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