clothing tips

[Kirk Reiser]

Clothing Tips

Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your 
vehicle...especially in public. 

>From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia, comes this story of a
central west couple, who drove their car to K-Mart, only to have their
car break down in the parking lot.  The man told his wife to carry on
with the shopping, while he fixed the car there in the lot.
     
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the
car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants, turned his private parts into glaringly public parts.
     
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back into
place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the car's hood and
found herself staring at her husband, who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.