Top 10 Signs Your Co-worker is a Hacker

W.B. Carss bill at
Thu Feb 15 09:27:42 EST 2001

10 You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000
 9  He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running
8   When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex
7   Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down
6   Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work
5   Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net"
4   Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments
3   Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons
2   When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."

The Number One Sign Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker...

1 You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, dummy."

W.B. Carss
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